Never trust someone who doesn't do a Hitler salute in the shower

[headvoid]

Clearly they are in denial of some kind with their "bent arm" antics.

Hitler clearly didn't do it, why would he? He's Hitler so he has got it down fairly pat, no need for practice no sirreee


(Sorry been away, been making dreadful TV ads that air in the daytime and will make a stain (luckily that washes out with time) on our cultural heritage - they are a light stain, nothing like soy sauce, more like a very light vegetable oil on dark jeans that you can see only in certain lights - BUT IT HAS MARKED MY SOUL - THINK OF THAT EH? I CAN"T SLEEP AT NIGHT BUT THE CLIENT IS HAPPY AND IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING SO GOOD GOD KEEP TAKING THE PILLS)

 

[whisky]

Is it your fault the go compare singer is back?

 

[Cassie]

At least you're not making American political ads!

 

[CaptainWacky]

So the latest about Hitler is that they're saying he was into scat. First it was that he had one ball, then that he had a micropenis, now he was sexually attracted to shit. Next they'll be saying he was some kind of Nazi!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He was a good shot when it counted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You actually believe the lie that Hitler died? *snorts*

 

[Dr Dave]

*does a Hitler salute while not in the shower*

 

[Cassie]

*does Hitler salute at a Donald Trump rally

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So far, 38% of all Hitlers have endorsed Trump.

As usual, during each election cycle 50% of Hitlers wait till the last minute to endorse, hoping against hope that Hitler Prime will rise from the grave and seize power.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR DESCEND FROM HEAVEN.