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Congratulations, you're won the honor of being the first person ever to be banned at my board!

:)
 
I'm not that desparate for new members.

And before you try to create a new account, your IP's been banned, sucka.
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
Did you know that Patch and Kayla are coming back to Days of Our Lives?

I'm not sure what that means, exactly, but it's true.
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No way!!! Really? That is good news. I'm frankly getting tired of all that Belle/Shaun/Mimi crap.

I love when they bring back old characters. :D
 
Unfortunately, that happened just before I started watching it. :(

I remember the first episode I ever watched. Tony Dimera was commiting suicide by rigging a gun to make it look like John Black did it. John almost fried for it, but was released just in time.

Ironically, it turns out that it wasn't Tony that died after all, it was his twin cousin Andre. Tony came back years later.

Stefano. Sigh. I really miss him. Now that's a character that should come back. :D
 
LOL Ya never know with those writers. The Salem Stalker killed off half the cast, and they came back.

That was a hoot. :D
 
Shawn: REX IS THE KILLER!

Mimi: OMG SHAWN HE IS NOT!!

Shawn: Yes he is! REX IS THE KILLER!

Mimi: OMG SHAWN HE IS NOT!!!


[repeat the above dialog for 20 episodes]
 
Yep. That was basically it. But then they started killing off major characters...Mickey, Caroline, ALICE! Oh, I couldn't believe they killed Alice...by making her choke on one of her own donuts!!! LMAO!
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
See, even I could write this shit.
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Could you write for "the Bold and the Beautiful"? I'd even welcome Rick Berman over the current cast of grade school drop-outs writing for that show.
 
Lou The Beagle said:
Could you write for "the Bold and the Beautiful"? I'd even welcome Rick Berman over the current cast of grade school drop-outs writing for that show.
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'Fraid I've never seen B&B. Although Stefano is on that show now, yes? He should plant mind control chips in the brains of the entire Forrester family and call it a day.
 
Friday said:
Oh, I couldn't believe they killed Alice...by making her choke on one of her own donuts!!! LMAO!
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They didn't really die, though. They all woke up on that island somewhere, after being transported there by magical extra large bank-style air tubes or something.

Abe = shot
Jack = brained by a brick
Maggie = brained by a bottle of booze
Cassie = fell out of a turkey after being sliced to death
Caroline = poisoned while praying
Roman = who knows...maybe his teeth fell out and bit him in the neck
Tony = Tiger
Alice = choked on her own donuts

Did I miss any?
 
Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
'Fraid I've never seen B&B. Although Stefano is on that show now, yes? He should plant mind control chips in the brains of the entire Forrester family and call it a day.
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Well, everyone beside Ridge, who has no mind of his own. God, he's a fucking pussy who lets everyone dictate his like. And Brooke is always at the wrong place at the wrong time. Like when she allowed herself to get carried away and fucker her daughter's last husband and get pregnant. What a stupid ho.

You're more than welcome to come post, so long as you don't go spamming and trolling the place.
 
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