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Lilith

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I have another board for you to troll if you get bored.

http://www.corsicas.com

The owner of that board is the biggest bitch in the world. She driver's her mods away with her Nazi-esque modding. Even ones that were her real life friends. And if she feels that the topic should be in a PM instead of on the board, she locks the thread. Doesn't matter if it was meant to start a conversation in "OFF TOPIC". I have had many people tell me how threatened she is by me, she's extremely jealous of the fact that there's another pretty woman that knows cars besides her on HER board. And now everytime I post she picks me apart. I had a friend agree with me too.

So troll the fuck out of that board, maybe she'll get that stick out of her ass.:slap:
 
neither am I but with help from people here they taught me how to use them. Sorry, but i am to lazy to dig up a link where they posted how to use them
 
This is exactly what TK is about and I shall troll that board. I shall first study the board and select an appropriate character to troll with.
 
Always did. Now I put up a couple of nice trolls postings and since its not visited too often I shall visit again tomorrow and see if anyone took the bait. I made a nice comment about Corsicas being wonderful cars for elderly people that should get a few bites. ;)
 
From their Police Altercations forum.

Grandtheftcow said:
Subject:A Corsica, two hookers, crack, and a cop car

Fun story and a fun time too.

Anyway when I was 19 I borrowed a friends Corsica and went to Toronto to cruise the bars and pick up some slut to bang. Unfortunately the cougars were out in full force and I wasn't about to jump the generation gap. So drunk I figured hell I might as well pick up a prostitute at least once in my life.

So I went out trolling for a prostitute and surprisingly I found a couple right around the corner. I guess they're always there when you need them.

“Hey sugga. Want a little piece of candy?” Asked a little black sweet piece of ass.
“You know it.” I replied.

I also took her redheaded “friend” too because redheads are always fun.

So I took them to an empty parking lot and plunged my cock into every hole it would fit in. They moaned and groaned in acted out ecstasy and after a half hour or so I finished up. You wouldn't believe how many stains that left in the back seat.

“You wanna party some more big pimp?” asked blackie.
“Go and pick us up some snow and then we'll really party with ya.”

So after getting some directions I picked up some “snow” whatever the hell that is for my ho's. The girls then instructed me to start driving around.

Once I started to drive the girls unzipped my pants whipped out my cock and sprinkled a little snow on the end. They then both started sucking me off hardcore.

Have you ever tried driving while getting a blowjob? Needless to say my driving was a little erratic. The cop who spotted me thought so too and as soon as I saw his lights I was gone. Those little cheap cars can haul ass and it got me away pretty quick.

So after finishing up and dropping off the hookers I headed home.

The story I told my friend was a little different and the stains were from Dairy Queen.










This fictional story brought to you by Trollkingdom.com and its members. ;)
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We'll see what comes of it.
 
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