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Just remember, there are only three really important rules here.

1. Fish don't fry in the kitchen.

2. Beans don't burn on the grill.

3. Everyone loves Dr_Dave and his ways.
 
Two of those rules need to be rejected out of hand.

Fish do fry in the kitchen. In fact, that's where most fish frying takes place according to a 50 nation survey conducted by the UN Sub-committee on Oceans and Coastal Areas of the Administrative Committee on Coordination, in cooperation with the George and Louise Jefferson Foundation for Global Change.

And I have burned beans on the grill. Since I don't want to cook the beans on a burner (which would require running up and down a fight of stares to get between the kitchen and patio), I often open a can of Grillin' Beans and just stick the can on the grill along with everything else. Sometimes the bottom can get scorched.
 
As you've no doubt discovered recently, rules are not rules because they're valid, accurate, or even make the slightest degree of sense. They are rules because somebody has Said So.
 
I don't regard those as rules but as factually inaccurate statements.

Rules would be:

Don't fry fish in the kitchen.

Don't burn beans on the grill.

No loud sex with fat chicks after 10 PM.
 
Hmmn, well now, that last one is certainly a wise and forward-thinking rule -- particularly so when we recall that it is always after one 10 PM or another. Even 9:59PM is after the previous day's 10PM.
 
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