New scene to be inserted in Empire Strikes Back

[CaptainWacky]

(On Cloud City, when 3PO is in pieces, VADER walks in and starts repairing him.)

3PO: Oh my! Thank the maker!

Vader: *breathes*

3PO: Oh. Lord...Lord Vader.

Vader: That is correct.

3PO: Although I do appreciate it, I must ask...why are you repairing me?

Vader: I'm good at fixing things.

3PO: Oh. I'm not sure I understand, sir.

Vader: Do you remember...the pod race?

3PO: I have no memory of any "pod race", your highness.

Vader: *growls*

3PO: No, please don't do that...NO!

(Vader force throw 3PO against the wall, breaking him again.)

Vader: You are nothing but a broken toy.

(He leaves.)

 

[Caitriona]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was supposed to be serious.

 

[Caitriona]

LOL............. OK!! But, it was funny too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Haydeen would do the voice.

 

[Caitriona]

Well of course he would.

 

[Ishcabittle]

And then thye could digitally add him at the end of ep. 6 weher the ewoks are dancing and singing and all is happy and teh ghey.

 

[Blindgroping]

And then thye could digitally add him at the end of ep. 6 weher the ewoks are dancing and singing and all is happy and teh ghey.

Excellent sig pic!

 

[Henoch]

You are nothing but a broken toy.

I'm still weeping.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BOO HOO.

 

[Ishcabittle]

We have ways of making you not cry. Oh, we have ways.

 

[Dr Dave]

I found the scene funny as well

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd like to hear from Sideshow MENTALIST.

 

[Gagh]

LUCAS TO INSERT BILL GATES INTO EPISODE ONE?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES, he's telling Watto about the newest version of TATTOOINE WINDOWS but then Jar Jar accidently stabs him to death.

 

[Gagh]

With a novelty Jar Jar bendy pencil?

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES!

Jar Jar: MESSA SOWWY!

Watto: Hey, I hated thatta guy anyway, whadyaknow, huh!

 

[Mentalist]

New scene to be inserted into Return of the Sith:


Anakin: Hey little kids do you like my lightsaber?

Younglings: Yeah, it's allright I guess, our ones suck fucking Yoda is such a bitch ya know, giving us these little piddly nerfed ones.

Anakin: I was going to kill you but thats a pretty harsh thing to do so instead I'll just help you out this secret door..


*IN BUSTS R4 WITH NEW TRANDIMENSIONAL SHEILDING*


Anakin: OMG! R4 has gone insane! I must save the children!

R4: BLIPPITY BLEEP SQUARK THE MASSIVNESS!!!1

*R4 punches anakin in the nut sack with an extendo arm*

Anakin: ARRGHH!

R4: BLIPPITY FUCKING BLEEPPP!

*R4 massacres the younglings with Anakins lightsaber after stripping him butt naked, stealing his cloak and wearing it over with more extendo arms set up in a tee-pee formation to simulate height*

R4: BLEEEMWAHAHAHAHAHAHEEP!!!1

*R4 then blasts out the window to continue a 27 year rape spree with his extendo arm*

Anakin: Arr fucking aider, my head. ..... Shit..

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Heehee it's funny because Hayden's in pain LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED!