New scene to be inserted in The Phantom Menace

[CaptainWacky]

(Continues from when Ani is showing Padme his droid.)

3PO: My PARTS are showing? Oh my!

Padme: Hehe!

3PO: Don't laugh at me, I'm a God!

Padme: What?

3PO: That's right, I'm the God of CREAM BISCUITS, young lady! Show some respect.

Ani: OOPS, I programmed him to think he's the God of cream biscuits as a joke to play on mom!

Padme: Well, I think you should change it. Impersonating a deity is wrong, Ani.

Ani: I know, I know...

(He flicks a few switches.)

Ani: There!

3PO: What did you do to me?

Padme: Hi 3PO. Are you the God of cream biscuits?

3PO: No ma'am, of course not. And I'd never pretend to be either.

Padme: That's good.

Ani: Yeah. Now if he ever lands on a planet full of talking teddy bears, they won't think he's a God!

Padme: Talking teddy bears? You really are a strange little boy, Ani.

(She kisses his forehead.)

Ani: YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE!

3PO: I hope they go on to have children!

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[Blindgroping]

Ani needs more wifes and to move to Utah.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU SEE, in ROTJ 3PO says it's against his programming impersonate a deity...REMEMBER?

 

[Mentalist]

Which is why this is so clever as a besides point to being funny as well. Kudos and all that fluff.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HOPE LUCAS LIKED IT (I SENT IT TO HIS EMAIL ([email protected]))

 

[Mentalist]

I HOPE PORTMANS BUM LIKES IT. [email protected] SENT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HOPE MARK HAMIL'S EARS LIKE IT. BUT THEY ?DON'T HAVE AN EMAIL ADDREESS. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.

 

[whisky]

I forwarded it to [email protected]

 

[Ishcabittle]

I could use some biscuits right about now, as I am hung over. Now that 3p0 has stepped down, who shall I pray to?

WHOA IS ME.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I AM THE GOD OF CREAM BISCUITS AND I BRING YOU CREAM BISCUITS