New Year's Resolutions...

[Friday]

List them here. Make them fun.

 

[Henoch]

i don't need any resolutions, i'm perfect just the way i am.

 

[The Question]

I have resolved to kill fewer wetbacks this year. Unless they get really brazen and turn violent. Then I resolve to get my hands on some neutron bombs and clean out some real estate.

 

[starguard]

My resolution.... is not to make anymore resulutions

 

[jack]

I resolve to acheive orgasm at least twice daily.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I haven't made resolutions for decades.

 

[LomiMonet]

I promise this coming year to quit smoking and learn the banjo.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Same as every year, eat better and exercise more...I'm getting lazy.

I thought I might resolve to not be such a bitch but I can't eat healthy and be nice.

 

[Enkephalen]

I'll get back to you on this. . .I must find a resolution I can actually keep this time.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Resolutions suck my cock.

 

[Imperium]

To finish my website.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

To be worse than I was last year, in every way. I CAN do it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I want more play. And not with myself.

 

[Sarek]

I tried the whole resolution thing this year.

Cranky fucked it up in less than 3 hours. Oh well, I really wasn't putting much effort into it anyway.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I tried the whole resolution thing this year.

Cranky fucked it up in less than 3 hours. Oh well, I really wasn't putting much effort into it anyway.

I accomplished something this year! I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead...

 

[Love Child]

I don't make resolutions.
But for you Friday,
I resolve to love you more!
Be brave
take a risk
be true to myself
laugh love and live
that is always my resolution.