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New Years Resolutions

jack

jack

The Legendary Troll King
Seeing as I slept through the whole thing (been on 10 hour shifts since 12/15) and I have the next couple of days off after 1pm today I've got a couple.


1) Stop referring to oral sex in "that way".

2) To make my wife realize how much I love and appreciate her, each and every day.
 
My resolution is to be a kinder, gentler soul, over flowing with the milk of human kindness and flowery well wishs for friend and foe alike.

At least until some fucking retarded asshat comes along and screws it all up.
 
Sarek said:
My resolution is to be a kinder, gentler soul, over flowing with the milk of human kindness and flowery well wishs for friend and foe alike.
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"Milk of human kindness"!
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jack said:
Seeing as I slept through the whole thing (been on 10 hour shifts since 12/15) and I have the next couple of days off after 1pm today I've got a couple.

2) To make my wife realize how much I love and appreciate her, each and every day.
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So how is Bill doing anyway?:imp:
 
Am I supposed to be impressed by this?

Oh I get it now. Bill is supposed to be my wife.

But, Bill's a man's name.

Now, I'm even more confused.
 
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