New Year's Revolution

[CaptainWacky]

Another show nobody cares about that I may as well watch since it's on Sky Sports.

Elimination Chamber: Well, either Cena or Angle is winning it. Shawn's just there to put on a great performance and make the match worth watching, Master and Carlito suck and shouldn't be in a main event, Kane's just...Kane. One thing's for sure: Cena will be booed and I'll laugh.

Edge versus Ric Flair: Hopefully Edge will destroy him and finally cash in his Money In The Bank and move to the main event.

Big Show versus Triple H: Okay.

Jerry Lawler versus Gregory Helms: Jerry Lawler is the only mid-card face RAW has. Think about that!

Trish versus Mickie James: OMG MAYBE THEY'LL LES OUT.

Bra and Panties thing: Moolah and Mae Young are making an appearance, so this won't even be wank-worthy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Edge versus Ric Flair: Hopefully Edge will destroy him and finally cash in his Money In The Bank and move to the main event.

OMG VINCE READS TK!

Flair beat Edge by DQ - Nothing to the match, really.

Trish beat Mickie - Good match but nobody turned heel and they didn't les out.

Lawler beat Helms - WTF? The 50 year old fat announcer beats the promising young heel cleanly? Why?

HHH beat Big Show - Really long. If HHH is so good, how come it takes him 27 minutes to win all his matches? Why can't he win in 8 like everyone else?

Shelton Bejamin beat Vis with help from his fat momma - They're doing a good job of totally killing Shelton's career.

Ashley won the bra and panties thing. Ashley is boring. Candice was the hottest and she was eliminated first. Mae Young did a typcially sickening striptease then spent about a minute trying to pull Victoria's top off. Then just walked away.

Cena won the elimination chamber - They tried to tell a story with Carlito and Master working together, which is fine. But the match was pretty dull, Michaels looked bad, Angle was eliminated first and Cena was booed by 90% of the fans.

Edge beat Cena for the WWE title - Edge cashed in his money in the bank and destroyed Cena in a couple of minutes. I guess it's an improvment over Cena as champion.