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Next QOTW's for Minefield Regulars

Gagh

Gagh

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Mentalist: "The sugar plum fairy was not all that cute. She was even banned at EI, for Christ's sake"

Wacky: "I wish missmanners wouls streak with Portman at a football match - NOT THAT I'LL BE WATCHING!"

BigDickMcGee: "Fuck this, and fuck some Asian girls. And wank on their feet. And Veronica Mars. And Tiger Woods. Anyone for NAKED golf?"

Laker_Girl: "Burn the Jews, burn the Negroes, Burn the Mexicans, Burn the political parties I don't like, Burn George Burns, BURN BABY BURC, DISCO INFERNO" (she then dances in a silver lycra catsuit

Henoch: "And on the SEVENTH day GOD did create a FIT AND HORNY young man who let me put my PENIS into his botton and rub my HANDS all over his SIX-PACK OMG FUCK YOU ALL YOU WANKERS!!"

EggsMayonnaise: "...that's when I purchases the entire first season of C.H.I.P.S. on DVD, rescued an elderly man trapped down a mineshaft, and sailed off in the sunset to star in Brokeback Mountain II"

Ischabittle: "THE DWARVES WILL PAY FOR THEIR INFILATRATION OF THE PLANET BBLEAHAGRGRRRGH XXVIII. DO NOT FORGIVE THEM. KICK ALL DWARVES AND SMITE THEM WITH HADDOCK!"

SilentBtViolent: "Once there was a swagman, doing something by the Billabong, Waltzing RAPE RAPE RAPE you will never FORGIVE ME YOU sluts I will one day rule the world with PORTMAN and a packet of IRISH FUDGE"

Blazerboy: "This was the point that Brett decided it was a good idea to strip down to nothing other than his silver thong, to which the Klingon extras instantly took umbrage to, and left the set!"

BlindGroping: "I'm taking no part in this, as I am too busy telling Gagh what & where to post, and watching with amusement as he spams threads in response - NOT THAT THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE OMG HOW CAN I BE SO WRONG ABOUT HIM?"

The Question: "Do not trust any men dressed in a white suit. They're either from hell, a Jazz pianist, or an elderly black man trying to sell you canned fruit in syrup!"
 
Well, I guess I should be honoured in a way. I just thing it pales into insignificance compared to many of the things we post in here. But then, admins barely ever read any of this.
 
Harkley: "When the world's cheese resource dried up, I became the hero you were all seeking, and single-handedly created the SAME amount of cheese that previously existed"
 
"ASKDGLASKYHGYAS*YHRAE*YRWhfulbln sjrtgjsry8t54r3bnm8o ert8e8t w uryhlwv rhllywe rbl werywletrlAJT SADKLDTJASLKJTASts" - Sardy (he was drunk)
 
Gagh said:
Harkley: "When the world's cheese resource dried up, I became the hero you were all seeking, and single-handedly created the SAME amount of cheese that previously existed"
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ITS TRUE. I DONE DID IT YESTERDAY MORNING!
 
Gagh said:
Henoch: "And on the SEVENTH day GOD did create a FIT AND HORNY young man who let me put my PENIS into his botton and rub my HANDS all over his SIX-PACK OMG FUCK YOU ALL YOU WANKERS!!"
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OMG, it's brilliant! Why can't i remember saying it though? :)
 
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