Nice ways to say "Fuck Off"

[I Love Cunt]

Have a nice day?
See you next Tuesday?
Get lost?
Go Home?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Look (blank),
I think you're a very special person.
You should do something nice for yourself.
Go see a movie, or take a walk on the beach.
Then you can go home and fuck yourself.

:bigass:

 

[SuN]

'i want to spend time/do things without u!'
'i want to be alone, without u!'
'im busy, doing things without u!'

Yay, finally im away from u

 

[Shitty Dual]

"Okay"

 

[God's Afro]

Stupid is a s stupid does.
Is your referigerator running? Don't you think you should catch it?

 

[Marquis De Sade]

With all due respect, fuck off !

 

[Laker_Girl]

Person 1 to Person 2: "So what are you doing this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know yet."

 

[starguard]

I've actually given this some very serious thought. I have absolutely no idea how to answer this.

 

[eloisel]

I don't tell people nicely to fuck off. If it has gotten to that point, then they deserve what they get.

Of course, telling someone they are full of shit is something else entirely. Then I say, "Isn't that fantastic" or "Isn't that fabulous." That is because I've been to charm school.

 

[Enkephalen]

Thank you for sharing.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Interesting.

 

[The Question]

You might think I want to fuck you like an animal. The truth is, I'd rather fuck an animal.

 

[J&L Massacres]

Person 1 to Person 2: "So what are you doing this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know yet."

Wow... My girlfriend says that to me all the time. I'm going to cry.