Niiiiiiiiiice and Terrifying

[Laker_Girl]

So I'm watching the news, all alone in the homestead, snuggled in, warm, safe and cozy when I hear that a woman from the exclusive neighborhood I live in was abducted this afternoon and held for ransom. There's me, all alone, doors ajar, parents with money and that lady was 57, I'm cute. Now, this story does explain why I've seen about ten trillion police in the neighborhood tonight but still, it's all very unsettling. I imagine every night that I'm going to turn in my bed and standing at my sliding glass door will be some homicidal rapist maniac, so these latest developments are not good.

Just thought I'd share.

 

[RobL]

Buy a Glock.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I have a gun but I haven't shot it in a while nor has it had it's regular maintenence so it may not be safe but it is better than nothing I suppose.

 

[RobL]

Clean it. Shoot it. Clean it again.

If there aren't any obviously broken parts, or parts that are loose that shouldn't be, then it is probably OK.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I can clean it but I can't shoot it. I live in the ninniest neighborhood, the sound of gunfire might start a wave of cardiac arrests.

 

[RobL]

There isn't a shooting range near you?

Plus, chances are, if there IS something wrong with your gun, they can figure it out and fix it for you.

 

[Laker_Girl]

There is, I was talking about for tonight. I haven't had time to go to the range but I may free up some time this weekend.

I lived in the ghettoiest ghetto yet here I am ascared of being kidnapped in one the nicest neighborhoods in my city, that's ridiculous.

 

[RobL]

Well, then, there you go.

 

[starguard]

There is, I was talking about for tonight. I haven't had time to go to the range but I may free up some time this weekend.

I lived in the ghettoiest ghetto yet here I am ascared of being kidnapped in one the nicest neighborhoods in my city, that's ridiculous.

 

[jack]

I would kidnap you, but I would never ask for a ransom.

I'd just keep you in my cellar.

Because you're cute.

 

[Sredni Vashtar]

I have a gun but I haven't shot it in a while nor has it had it's regular maintenence so it may not be safe but it is better than nothing I suppose.

If an unmaintained weapon jams or explodes when you need it the most, it could be quite a lot worse than nothing.

 

[Maylie]

This makes a lovely table dressing and could be used effectively should the event of a kidnapping actually occur.

 

[SaintLucifer]

So I'm watching the news, all alone in the homestead, snuggled in, warm, safe and cozy when I hear that a woman from the exclusive neighborhood I live in was abducted this afternoon and held for ransom. There's me, all alone, doors ajar, parents with money and that lady was 57, I'm cute. Now, this story does explain why I've seen about ten trillion police in the neighborhood tonight but still, it's all very unsettling. I imagine every night that I'm going to turn in my bed and standing at my sliding glass door will be some homicidal rapist maniac, so these latest developments are not good.

Just thought I'd share.

Sad fuck rapists do not bother with fat, motherfucking ugly and disgusting females. You dear are quite safe. When was the last time a truly fat and ugly female was raped? I rest my case. Now shut the fuck up and get back to sucking the old man's dick.

 

[Tyrant]

Sad fuck rapists do not bother with fat, motherfucking ugly and disgusting females. You dear are quite safe. When was the last time a truly fat and ugly female was raped? I rest my case. Now shut the fuck up and get back to sucking the old man's dick.

LOL!