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Number_6

Number_6

beer, I want beer
Watching TV Friday night, before Doctor Who came on, and the hard drive in my DVR died, sending it into a diagnostic loop from which it will never return.

So, no TV for five days, until DishNetwork UPSes me a new receiver. Yes, the whole fucking receiver is blown. And with it, about 70 hours of programming stored on the HD.

How the fuck am I going to go five days without TV? And I missed Doctor Who and I'll miss that special on the National Geographic channel on the Gospel of Judas.

My hands are starting to shake, I'm sweating profusely . . .
 
[Edward G. Robinson voice] "Where's your satellite now, Number_6? Nyah?" [/Edward G. Robinson voice]

I know, that was mean. But after rubbing my face in the fact that you get CAS, I felt a need to....reciprocate. ;) :D
 
Oh, man, that sucks! Poor 6. Look on the bright side - National Geographic will probably run several repeats of the Judas special. And you can always download things to watch on your computer. I can't believe it's going to take them 5 days to get you a new thingymabob! Bastards.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
TK should send out a press release heralding "the limited return engagement of Number_6 to his own forum, ONE WEEK ONLY!"
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I'm not feeling very political lately. Sue me.
 
Number_6 said:
Watching TV Friday night, before Doctor Who came on, and the hard drive in my DVR died, sending it into a diagnostic loop from which it will never return.

So, no TV for five days, until DishNetwork UPSes me a new receiver. Yes, the whole fucking receiver is blown. And with it, about 70 hours of programming stored on the HD.

How the fuck am I going to go five days without TV? And I missed Doctor Who and I'll miss that special on the National Geographic channel on the Gospel of Judas.

My hands are starting to shake, I'm sweating profusely . . .
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Ever thought about fucking going outside? Get out of mommy and daddy's basement for once you piece-of-shit.
 
Morrhigan said:
Oh, man, that sucks! Poor 6. Look on the bright side - National Geographic will probably run several repeats of the Judas special. And you can always download things to watch on your computer. I can't believe it's going to take them 5 days to get you a new thingymabob! Bastards.
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Who the fuck watches crap about JUDAS? The man was a fucking HERO!! I say you all erect statues in his honour. He killed Jesus. Hooray!!
 
Number_6 said:
Watching TV Friday night, before Doctor Who came on, and the hard drive in my DVR died, sending it into a diagnostic loop from which it will never return.

So, no TV for five days, until DishNetwork UPSes me a new receiver. Yes, the whole fucking receiver is blown. And with it, about 70 hours of programming stored on the HD.

How the fuck am I going to go five days without TV? And I missed Doctor Who and I'll miss that special on the National Geographic channel on the Gospel of Judas.

My hands are starting to shake, I'm sweating profusely . . .
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I'm sure you're aware that there are other sources from which you can appropriate television shows. Do you have a DVD burner?

I missed an episode of Veronica Mars...but I'm not concerned, I'll find it today and burn it tomorrow. You know what I'm talking about, yes?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Who the fuck watches crap about JUDAS? The man was a fucking HERO!! I say you all erect statues in his honour. He killed Jesus. Hooray!!
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Actually, you stupid fuck, if you had even the slightest clue what you were babbling about, you'd realize that the new Gospel of Judas does indeed cast Judas in the role of hero.
 
Number_6 said:
Actually, you stupid fuck, if you had even the slightest clue what you were babbling about, you'd realize that the new Gospel of Judas does indeed cast Judas in the role of hero.
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Reaaaalllllyyyyy?? Well that is wonderful to hear. Anyone who was involved with the killing of Jesus is alright in my book, especially the Roman centurion who pierced Jesus's stomach with the tip of his pike.
 
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