Nothing is good enough for me

[CaptainWacky]

NOTHING.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nothing you say ?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Must be pretty open and airy under the CHristmas tree then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NTHIOGN

 

[Caitriona]

I am... you just don't realize it----yet!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

FIRST YOU WANT MENTY NOW YOU WANT WACKY, YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL ALL MY MEN FROM ME BACK OFF BEFORE WE HAVE TO START SNATCHIN!!!!

 

[Caitriona]

LOL... no I don't want them all.

But you know as well as I do, they are the best men on the planet.

You and I just share exquisite taste in men.

 

[CaptainWacky]

CAIt i shitting on me wTF!?

 

[Caitriona]

^Was there a question in there somewhere?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But you know as well as I do, they are the best men on the planet.

HA IF WE'RE REALLY MEN TAHT IS HAWR HAWR I LOVE THE INTERNET SO DEVIOUS PLOTS AND SCANS

 

[CaptainWacky]

MABYE?

 

[Caitriona]

MABYE?

*laughs* You sly one you!!!

 

[Caitriona]

HA IF WE'RE REALLY MEN TAHT IS HAWR HAWR I LOVE THE INTERNET SO DEVIOUS PLOTS AND SCANS

If they aren't men, I don't want to know.. Just don't spoil my dream OK!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We all are a combination of Mark Harmon, Scott Bakula and Mikhail Baryshnikov.

And we smell like lilacs.

No, really.

 

[Caitriona]

Why don't I believe you?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Gawd I remember having it bad for Baryshnikov when he and I were both young...

 

[Caitriona]

He's still not bad to look at.. all that Russian charm. He aged nicely.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, he was still looking good while prancing about in tight jeans in the last season of "Sex and the City". But I'm glad Carrie ended up with Big instead of Misha.

 

[Caitriona]

OMG, I loved him in Sex and the City too...

But if they had ended it any other way [Big with Carrie], I would have screamed. The Big/Carrie story was the best 'ship story I've ever seen. They went through it all and it was not always the "Oh he done me wrong' kind of thing.

I loved it..

plus I have a BIG crush on Chris Noth.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, he's got that real mischievous look in his eye that lets you know he's got somethin' goin' on...