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Now this is Downright Mean

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want
to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second
one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of
His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for quite a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, the last guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches the end of the line and asks him
what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again". :shock:
 
starguard said:
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want
to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second
one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of
His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for quite a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, the last guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches the end of the line and asks him
what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again". :shock:
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Damn. That guy sounds like me. Perhaps that was me when I was on the operating table and died for a short period of time. Hey!! I know!! Those individuals in front of me were none other than the strippers and other members of this site! That God granted me my wish!! He made you fuckers ugly!! Whooooeee! Well done mine enemy!!
 
The last guy was being as ass. He did that just so he could screw up everybody elses wishes :)
 
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