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Love Child

Love Child

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With the SuN and Seph topics done,
and I don't want to respond to Day,
WTF is left?

Lets Nuke the Badlands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
LoveChild: Don't talk about me like this in front of the fags, they don't understand.
 
I was just about to make a 'Let's take our Badlands out of the hands of the megaweirds and back into ours, where it belongs' thread.

Then I changed my mind, because that would sound arrogant and elitist.

Then again, who cares if I sound arrogant and elitist anyway, and, more importantly, who cares about the Badlands enough to even bother reading?

NOW I sound like I'm moping. I'm totally not. Just randomly babbling.

Anyway. I am counting on Seph and SuN to have cybersex in the Badlands as soon as they are parted again. That's the least they can do for us after we indulged in their amour fou for almost a month now.

And pics. We want pics. Lots of them. None of them containing spiders, though.
 
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The worst thing about spiders that size is how hard it is to kill them.

You can beat them, try to squish them, spray them with all kinds of horrible stuff, and they'll just curl up into a ball and wait for you to stop paying attention so they can slowly unfurl and scuttle away into the dark only to surprise you by running around and going crazy when you turn on the shower.
 
Love Child and I have already spoken Loktar. I posted my rl telephone number on the board years back and LoveChild gave me a call.

So there.
 
Daystrom said:
Love Child and I have already spoken Loktar. I posted my rl telephone number on the board years back and LoveChild gave me a call.

So there.
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And? So? What has that got to do with you being creepy toward the ladies? I've talked to Love Child over IM and on webcam. The difference between you and me is I'm a gentleman who doesn't feel the need to brag and boast or share details of my interactions with her.
 
FBI parte due said:
The worst thing about spiders that size is how hard it is to kill them.

You can beat them, try to squish them, spray them with all kinds of horrible stuff, and they'll just curl up into a ball and wait for you to stop paying attention so they can slowly unfurl and scuttle away into the dark only to surprise you by running around and going crazy when you turn on the shower.
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I'm not sure I would even stay in the same house with one of those suckers, let alone get near enough to off them. Besides, I have that completely ridiculous neurosis where I avoid killing as much as possible, so I'd probably just move out and live some place else without even bothering to take anything with me ;)

I'd wipe my arse on it. It has more to fear from that, than I have to fear from it.
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Oh great. I bet from now on I will think of your ass every time I encounter a spider. If that isn't taking exposition therapy to a new level :p
 
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