Nursery Rhymes with a twist.

[DevilMan]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
She beat its fucking head in with a spoon!

 

[DevilMan]

Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram....
Mary had a little lamb.

 

[DevilMan]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often

 

[DevilMan]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

 

[jack]