O Romeo, Romeo...

[Mandi]

..wherefore art thou Romeo
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.


or some such nonsense like that.

 

[Mandi]

The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve;
Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.

 

[Mandi]

A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk,
and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.

 

[johnford]

What the hell?

 

[Mandi]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.

 

[Mandi]

What the hell?

It's called Shakespeare. You know, the English dramtist and poet?

 

[Mandi]

What is your substance, whereof are you made,
That millions of strange shadows on you tend?

 

[johnford]

Oh I think they tried teaching us that in school I slept most of the time.

 

[Mandi]

For sweetest things turn sourest by their deeds;
Lilies that fester, smell far worse than weeds.

 

[Loktar]

Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your beers....

*gulp*

Thanx I was thirsty. :mrgreen:

 

[Mandi]

Oi, don't jack my thread dammit! Go make your own


When my love swears that she is made of truth,
I do believe her though I know she lies.

 

[Mandi]

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound.
I grant I never saw a goddess go:
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare

 

[Kyehlar]

Romeo was gay. He tried to get into Juliet's frock, just to piss off the Capulets.

 

[Mandi]

DO YOU MIND! MY SPAM THREAD! STAY OUT!!!!!!!

 

[Mandi]

In my stars I am above thee; but be not afraid of greatness:
some are born great, some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon them

 

[Mandi]

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

 

[Mandi]

If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.

 

[johnford]

Romeo was a crossdresser and wore her clothes.

 

[Mandi]

GET OUT!

 

[Mandi]

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?