The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
And why not, I ask you? It just might keep me from choking the life out of TK's server for a few minutes longer. Because you know that's coming. Oh yes, my retarded little fucklings, you can feel it creeping down your spine like a creepy uncle's fingers. Was that a good analogy? Some could say I'm losing it because I used a variation of the word "creep" twice in the same sentence, but fuck them. That 70's show really sucked after Topher Grace left. I never watched it til I started smoking weed again anyway. I think I wanted to say some things before I opened this thread, and maybe they were. Maybe they weren't. Who knows? I think I forgot. It's funny how Gagh keeps flooding the Badlands in protest of a spam thread that's dead now anyway. It's like a dead horse beating itself with a whip made out of it's own tail. OK Even I admit that one was trying a little too hard. Fuck it. It's the past now. I kinda wanted to flood the mine field in retalitation, but didn't for several reasons. George Carlin is really dead. Fuck. I was sickly hoping that was a troll. That sucks. He's one of the few that could tell the truth and actually get paid for it. So many people fucking get rich from lying to us. There's a reason for being so cynical and he knew that. Now he's fucking dead like we all be one day. And even if if there IS something after this life, would that be such a treat? Not like this life's been much fun for most of us...even the rich suffer. Fuck em haw haw. I don't know why I'm so pissed off all the time it's just the way of the world. I wasn't when i went to the coast last spring, I think there's something in the water here. It's either that, laughing at the absurdity, or just shutting down and being completely apathetic. You can do all three of course, just not at the same time. Well maybe you can, but you'd need the right drugs, or you'd be very confused. But then maybe that's the goal, they say ignorance is bliss, and there's enough people I'd like to ignore. Almost 7 billion of them. The world would be a much nicer place if everyone was dead. They lock up murderers, but at least those guys are part of the solution. Sick world we live in, or is that too emo? I think of happy things sometimes, I really do, I promise. I dream my little dreams, and they keep me somewhat sane...and thank Bob I have you fine folks to not really read this drivel, because that would be a waste of time! Who am I kidding, there's probably some sick phreaks out there that even read SPAMCAPITAL!!!!!!!!!11
