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Official Bash Owen Wilson thread.

Conchaga

Conchaga

Let's fuck some shit up
Owen Wilson is one of the worst actors I've ever seen. Not to mention he looks like he's got a softball lodged in his nose. I mean, what the fuck is that?
 
He has officially replaced Matthew McConaghey as the STD poster child.

I mean, can't you just smell the lack of hygiene from here?
 
I DO hate him. When ever he opens his mouth it always makes me want to hit him real hard and BREAK HIS NOSE.
 
The hell? I love Owen Wilson! God, I'd have his little ugly babies...He's not hot but he's funny as hell so that makes him hotter than if he were hot.
 
I have never understood why Owen Wilson has made it as big as he has. meh.
To each their own, I guess.
 
Owen Wilson is an ugly, buckle-nosed idiot, who lacks any acting ability whatsoever. The only time he is even partially bearable is on chatshows when accompanied (or chaperoned, as the case may be) with Ben Stiller. He has zero comedic ability, other than a seriously ugly face. The sooner Hollywood realizes this idiot is NOT a leading man, the better.
 
I think he's adorable, and his quirky humor makes him sexy.

Not to mention he's a Texas boy. Can't go wrong there. ;)
 
I love the chemistry between him and Ben Stiller...

"Owen, c'mon, get serious man!"
"HOHOHO LOOKIT THE UGLY JEWBOY I GOT TO PLAY WITH!"
"Owen, c'mon, let's go, the show is starting!"
"AREN'T I AN ALOOF BLONDE SEXGOD NEXT TO THIS SHORT UGLY JEW?"
"Yeah...yeah, I'm a short ugly Jew."
"IT'S OK CHRIST-KILLER YOU DIDN"T ASK TO BE AN UGLY KIKE HOHOHO"

Comedy gold.
 
Because most of his movies suck...starsky and hutch...ick...if they're gonna remake tv shows into movies atleast do it right...cast a half way decent actor or something.

His nose looks like a testicle growing within it.
 
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