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Official Big Brother 8 countdown thread

I'm dreading it. They'll either have cool people in it who we all fall in love with, or(more likely) there'll be a bunch of twats who are just there to "shake things up" and hate eachother.

THUS ENDS MY UNOFFICIAL PREVIEW
 
I hope for many young slender men tugging at each other's swim trunks around the hot tub.

But then I hope for that on the subway too.
 
I'm dreading it because when it's on that will mean that I exist way too far in the future in a place that was impossible to imagine when I was a child.

Also they're gauranteed to fuck it up in some way. There is always that.
 
Week three, and the big brother house has been tilted by 60 degrees, housemates have started falling over a lot, and some of them have walked out, channel four executives deny they should have forseen a problem with tilting the house to such a steep angle.

Crippled black tourettes gay geordie had this to say on leaving the house.

Why eye ya bugger, ooo get you, arrr me legs fuck cunt wanker, are you looking at me bird, I mean bloke, fuck cunt twat, bonnie lad.
 
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