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It was Red Velvet
Redder than Velvet was his cake
Redder than velvet flamed night
He would make
Eyes spilling with almonds
Cream pouring from his sight
Dream whipping in mounds
I broke the bonds
I swallowed tight...
I am going to learn the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear modified to be the Litany Against Being Ticked Off.
I must not be ticked off. Being ticked off is the mind-killer. Being ticked off is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face what ticks me off. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where what has ticked me off has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
If I am successful in learning and applying that litany, it will provide me with lots of good karma to aid me in enlightenment or at least get me a fortunate rebirth.
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again!