Oh boy the fire trucks are a blaring!!!

[Hilbert Frakes]

Better go see what all the ruckus is!

 

[Mentalist]

Go puncture there tires.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

I prefer tourching the damn fire truck.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL WHAT WAS IT?

 

[Black Feathers]

I'm assuming a fire?

 

[CaptainWacky]

/MAYBE IT WAS A CAT STUCK UP AN ANUS?

 

[Mentalist]

That would be logical. It could have been James Brown shooting the neigbours with a flame thrower also.

 

[Black Feathers]

Or maybe a car crash, but a ragin' fire's sexier. Just so long as no one is in it, of course.

 

[Mentalist]

IT MAY BHE A SEXY FIRE IF IT INCINERATES A WHOLE BUNCH OF SUPER MODELS!

 

[Black Feathers]

NO, that would be like the opposite of sexy.

 

[Mentalist]

I"M THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING TO YOU FIRE BOO BOO BOOP.

 

[Black Feathers]

There is no god of hellfire. There is no hellfire.

 

[Hilbert Frakes]

Fuck! It was only a false alarm. Damn! I guess if you want a catastrophy you got to do it yourself!