To His Excellency, The President of the United States: Sir, since 2000 I have attempted to provide moral support for your administration. I have vehementally debated those who have decried your policies. I have thoroughly researched in depth historical factors that underpin your decisions. In short, I have tried to be fair, supportive, and understanding of the Bush administration in whatever direction it has taken for the past five years.
There is one obstacle that constantly hinders my progress, Mr. President, and that is you. Quite frankly Sir, you've said and done some of the most unintelligent things I've ever witnessed, and that's really saying something.
Would it be possible, in the next three years, for you to stop and give some serious thought to things you say and do beforehand, and therefore not embarrass the American people? There's no sense in giving the Democrats, who already have a monopoly on irrationality, any more ammo to misdirect the public away from their lackwit and destructive policies. I would appreciate any help you could give me in this regard.
A few more things: since you have shown to have little respect for the law, could you also find time to circumvent the Posse Comitatus act and bring home enough troops to patrol our southern border? The impromptu immigration situation is really getting out of hand, and I would prefer sentries who have grown used to shooting moving targets, not to mention the luxury of arguing with a computer over the telephone in only one language.
What else? Ah, yes. I've heard your policy over the defense of Israel. Is it possible that our blind support for a nation which has continually expressed contempt for America since they hit the ground running in 1948 isn't the smartest way to approach foreign policy in the Middle East? Is it just possible that support for Israel is what has brought Moslem fanatics down on our necks time and time again? Rather than proclaim them to be the "bad guys," as if this were all some hackneyed John Wayne movie, isn't it possible we've given the aforementioned fanatics a reason to target us? I understand that you have thousands of supporters who insist on unconditional support of Israel due to some obscure verse in the Bible, so I wonder if you read the Bible while you eat porkchops for dinner. If you ever want to play a rousing game of "Pick The Obscure Bible Verse" then come on down and see me; I'm a master at it.
I contend, Mr. President, that the standing policy of support for Israel....a nation that attempted to blow the USS Liberty out of the water in 1967 because its crew witnessed Israeli atrocities during the Six Day war, a nation that has consistently pointed Arab terrorists toward American citizens abroad and American embassies abroad to deflect them from Israeli citizens, a nation whose intelligence service hordes information that could help us win your "war on terror" but won't share it, a nation with a Prime Minister who publicly proclaimed that Israel controlled America...is a lunatic policy that will consistently cripple us until we stop it. Someone needs to tell the fundamentalists "that's nice, now go away" and start making decisions that benefit America. That someone can be you or it can be the next guy who warms that seat. I don't care who it might be, so long as he has the backbone to get it done.
