Oh for fucks sake

[Mentalist]

I've lost my freaking lighter. It's around here somewhere but I'm all wrapped up in my duvet with an unlit ciggerette in one hand and a yet to be poured glass in the other. I really don't want to get up.

I find it far more sporting to first post about the injustice then get up and look.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SO THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTED1

 

[curiousa2z]

now we know.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ANd yet somehow Holland Mathers still ends up dying.

 

[Caitriona]

But at least we know how it all began.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And I was there. Makes up for every disappointment I've ever experienced in my long, slow, painful life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

^Really?

 

[Mentalist]

I can't smoke today. Drank too much yesterday and I don't feel good.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALWAYS HAVE ONE EYE ON YOUR HEALTH.

 

[Mentalist]

Nah.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

AND THE OTHER EYE ON PORN, ONLY DARTING YOUR GLANCE MOMENTARILY TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SPLASH YOURSELF IN THE EYE. AIM IS IMPORTANT.