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"Oh my Gods!"

I've heard 'God', as a singular. I've never heard anybody say it as a plural, and it would throw me, I guess.
 
I just say "Gawd allmighty, spaghetti and confetti!"


Actualy thats bollocks, I just made it up.
 
Magic Carpet said:
I'veheard 'God', as a singular. I've never heard anybody say it as a plural, and it would throw me, I guess.

It's pretentious fucks who like to prentend they're pantheistic. Mostly, it's just a passive-aggressive swipe at Christians, though.

I hear it when I'm with some of my wife's snotty Liberal friends.
 
Here I can just go on and on as well!

Gawd allmighty, spaghettit and confetti I just got drop kicked off a jetty by Marty Jannety!


REWIND THE WICKEDNESS!
 
The thing that bugs me are TV shows that substitute the word 'Fuck' with a word that is OK for kids to use, but still vaguely reminds you of 'Fuck'

Farscape = 'Frell'
Battlestar = 'Frack'

Chinese people say 'Frack', retards - not the Human race, no matter how badly they've been battered by those Super Battle Droids you pass off as 'Cylons'!
 
Cunts bring men a lot of pleasure. Calling her a 'cuntface' would mean she'd look like the Predator from the Predator movies, but one who would bring you a lot of pleasure, so it's not that bad.

Alas, she'd have no eyes, so would bump into things, and no way of breathing, so she'd die pretty quickly, which is a bit of a downer.
 
You proabably made him pull out of your face before he shot, is my guess.

As far as "oh my god" I just stick with "fuck and a half"..it's original, it gets the point across and it makes people say "what the fuck did he say?"
 
There's a character in "The Music Man" that shrieks "Ye Gods" a few times, aside from that the only variation on it are the hippie feminists who like to do the "oh my goddess" bullshit.
 
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