OH SHIT IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH

[CaptainWacky]

Wait that means nothing.

 

[Cassie]

HIDE YO DAUGHTERS HIDE YO WIFE

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's Saturday the 14th now.

 

[Love Child]

Dude, today has been such a crazy day. Where do I start? The part about the guy trying to convert my boss to Islam and asking if he has a Koran?
The part where crazy Heroe's guy comes in and gives subliminal messages under his breath?
Everything was backwards today and made no sense.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

So it was Yadirf the 31st!

ALLAH OOP ACK!

 

[whisky]

Christmas party tonight! Woot!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WOO HOO GET THE SPECIAL LAMPSHADE OUT OF STORAGE! AND SHAVE YER BACK JUST IN CASE!

 

[Cassie]

ALSO Christmas party tonight at the camp. YEEHAW and STUFF!

 

[Love Child]

At the camp?! What does that mean?!?!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Cassie's family have a fort they lock themselves in every year in case THE GOVERNMENT comes and tries to take Christmas away.

 

[Love Child]

Well in that case if you are ever at home or at a friend's house and you are browsing Christmas movies- don't watch,"The Christmas that almost wasn't!"
Don't do it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Any killings?

 

[Cassie]

WE GOT OUR GUNS AND AMMO

SRSLY THO, we have a hunting camp and every year we have a party and invite everyone. Santa stops by and hands out presents. THEN WE EAT ALL THE GUESTS.

 

[Dr Dave]

Even the ugly ones?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even David Gest?

 

[Cassie]

THEY WERE DELICIOUS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Liza Manelli agrees!

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie has resorted to cannibalism...

 

[Cassie]

Wait... doesn't everyone eat people for Christmas?

 

[headvoid]

I went to see Alabama 3 on Friday 13th. They were "theatrical" and AMERICAN!

I liked them. They looked like this.