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Oh! The Shame Of It All!!!

Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
I've been suspended from EI for one week.

http://www.exisle.net/mb/index.php?showtopic=33855

I posted smileys which re-interpreted meanings to them, and drew a warning for that. Then, after ZWolf blatantly flames me in a thread for my name change request, I tell ZWolf to back off and "that's the only warning you'll get"...suddenly I'm threatening other posters.

:rolleyes:

How will I ever live this down?

The truly bizarre thing is: they sent me a PM that I can't access due to being suspended...can anyone explain the logic behind that?

Now...I'll have to retailor my whole life to fill in the void of not being able to post at EI...something that was absolutely critical in my social life.

I'll make do somehow.
 
Well, I never even saw the pornographic smilies. They had been erased by the time I check in. I always miss the good stuff.
 
I'm sure that if you asked nicely, he'll repost them here.

For the record, I didn't see them either. But I can't see them being that bad, as the threshold of "bad" on EI is rather low.
 
Oh, CU/TS dear, darling, honey pie, sugar pop, pudding pie, angel baby ...
please post your obscene smilies, pretty please, with sugar and strawberries on top!

Never ceases to amaze me - F#*k is fine but .!!. is suspensable action. [I have lived such a sheltered life.]
 
Eh...sorry...deleted them out of my photobucket account this afternoon. Good timing, huh? I think you'd have liked them. LoP, otoh, has a puritanical sense of humor which obviously runs in the family given his lackwit brother.

I went over there and read what the Boss Lady posted this evening...whoo boy. She made one point I thought was especially good: anyone with half a brain can see that the EI staff are reacting badly to basically anything TKers there do. I was particularly entertained by Cait's post. I wonder how the staff feel about having two seperate crazy women chew on them in the same evening.

I know...some staffer will drift in and say "oh it wasn't that bad." Yeah. Open up the SL to a UN inspection and we'll see. ;)
 
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the pornographic punctuation - $^ looks like a man urinating? Uh huh, okay, sure ... maybe the trick is I'm supposed to squint my eyes, look really hard, get drunk, then get high, eat a bottle of extra-strength Excedrin, drink four pots of coffee, fall of a building and smack my head and then it will be clear as mud.

I'll look for some naughty smilies to add to my collection. Never know when they might come in handy.
 
Oh, oh, oh ... I like this one!

smiley-6.gif
 
eloisel said:
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the pornographic punctuation - $^ looks like a man urinating?
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Personally, I'd like to learn that banking off the wall in a straight line trick. That's kind of cool.
 
Puritanical? Nah, they violated the rules. Some of them were rather humorous. And your alternate descriptions were very creative at times. I wish I had saved them so I could post them here for you.

Oh, and Congratulations to you and THP!!
 
Awww poop, now I have to go over there and read whats going on.....

Tom Sawyer, huh?....*giggle*.....I like the new name....

RuReddy
 
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