Oh Tweaker Fred

[Laker_Girl]

So it's midnight plus and I just got home from the movies (Saw An American Haunting and I was joined in the theatre by every 14 year old in the city). My neighbor who is clearly a tweaker (the man washes his Hummer in the rain) took the neighborly, "Hey, how ya doin'?" In a whole other creepy, stalker direction and I'm sure if I hadn't kept on walking he would have asked me out for drinks. So now I'm a little afraid to go to my room and turn the light on for fear he'll then know what room is mine...He strikes me as a capable peeper.

The moral to my story? If you're here, entertain me until I know I'm safe.

 

[Tyrant]

Great story you are really sexy and I agree with you always like the lemming I am!

 

[Tyrant]

no really that's not sarcasm but the honest to heyzues christ red-blooded truth

 

[Ishcabittle]

ENTERTAINMENT. A SQUIRRELLY SUBJECT.

One can only hope to find oneself entertaining. Perchance, do you own any weapons? Even chopsticks will do...

I'M PROBABLY NOT VERY ENTERTAINING.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I will kill Tweaker Fred with my bare hands and shove him into a wood chipper if he ever looks at you funny again!!

 

[Tyrant]

Great story you are really sexy and I agree with you always like the lemming I am!

 

[jack]

LOLZY

 

[The Question]

Sorry I went to bed before I saw this, kitten. The house is going to be in a gated community with a neighborhood watch and a no-tolerance policy on crime.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's a tweaker?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

A tweaker is someone who abuses methamphetamines, or "speed".

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay.