OH YEAH?

[Mentalist]

GO ON THEN, I'LL FUCKING KNOCK YOU OUT MATE. TAKE YOU OUTSIDE AND OPEN YOU UP LIKE A CAN OF BEANS. YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCK WITH ME I'LL FUCKING HEADBUT YOUR MUM AND SMASH YOUR DADS LEGS IN WITH A CRICKET BAT.


YOU BITCH ASS CUNT. FUCKIGN WHAT? WHATS THAT? DON'T GET LIPPY MATE UNLESS YOU WANT A FUCKING GLASS IN YOUR FACE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

i was the one who blew up the popes old hat

 

[SilentBtViolent]

One time I channeled the pope whilst giving a speech.

I spoke in a strange language that nobody could understand and everyone fell asleep but there were these 12-year-old girls crying and I anointed some rock star guy with sunglasses and then this one time there was these kids doing flips and shit and i was like "whoa dude that's awesome" but really ijust kinda waggled my hand and then this one time some guy shot at me so then they made me this huge GI Joe box to travel around in and people laughed but i was invincible because i was like a GI Joe who is sitll in his wrapper and therefore the Cobra cannot touch him.

COBRA KAI NEVER DIE!