Okay, Sylph Devine, you chickenshit bitch.

[The Question]

Just sayin' Hi. :smooch:

 

[Sylph Devine]

You know you want me, you leer at me almost every morning.

Let me bark German epithets loudly while you plunge in and out of me deeply.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

This sounds like a Tea Room thread.

 

[The Question]

You know you want me, you leer at me almost every morning.

Let me bark German epithets loudly while you plunge in and out of me deeply.

There's no one I leer at on any regular basis. Proof? Name the street I live on. Or the name of my apartment complex.

 

[The Question]

This sounds like a Tea Room thread.

That's because he/she/it wants me desperately and is frustrated to tears by the fact that I don't even acknowledge his/her/its existence in the real world.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

That's because he/she/it wants me desperately and is frustrated to tears by the fact that I don't even acknowledge his/her/its existence in the real world.

Ah. Its always like that on the Internet.

 

[The Question]

Well, either that or it's a certain someone who does know me in real life and does want to jump my bones, but is all hung up over my, shall we say, unorthodox (double meaning very much intended) conclusions about certain historical events.

 

[The Question]

Oh, lookie! She is a chickenshit bitch after all!

 

[Mentalist]

Intriguing.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. But you are not a jedi yet!

*ZWAAAAAOOOOWWWNNNN*