OMG WACKY! NATALIE!

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tonight's all-new Saturday Night Live, with host Natalie Portman.

Musical guest Fall Out Boy, which is what many hope will happen with her breasts.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That means she's in New York! Shall I hop on the D train to Rockefeller Center and kidnap her for you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG they don't show that here. BUT YES, KIDNAP HER AND POST SCREENCAPS.

 

[Mentalist]

Eggs, WTF do you think you're doing?!!

I am the ultimate nhatalie fan of ALLk TIME and go on ab;out her 24 fucking 7 and I don't even get s hout out to Portman related news.


AM I FU"CKING INVISIBLE


thats it Im drunk amnd Im slitti mty wrists overt this TERRIBLE ommison of my attentiojs seking not like saying wacky sodesnt wat to know beczasuae I' sure he does but IM GTJTHE POTRTMAMN MACHIE and nothing?Q

 

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

I WAS IN A HURRY!!! THE MICROWAVE WAS BEEPING!

 

[Mentalist]

I'm learning to forgive you.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Here's a peace offering, I haven't done this for anyone else before, EVAR:

Welcome to the Gayboy Mansion!

 

[Mentalist]

ZOMG!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Can't you just feel your hair rustling against her butt crack? :bigass:

 

[Mentalist]

Welcome to the Gayboy Mansion!

Just don't tell $M Gayboy Bruce Wayne. There is no telling what trouble we would be in for messing with his famed wall art in the mansion!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Notice the different wallpaper. I had him build you a Deviant Straight Wing.

 

[Mentalist]

I have a wing of the mansion!

*jumps up and down*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just be sure to hose down the walls once in a while, OK?

 

[CaptainWacky]

All those wings and no room for Wacky.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Dude, you have a lifetime key, and a guy in a white coat who discreetly follows you around to make sure you don't hurt yourself.

(Translation: I owed him one and I panicked LOL)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or anyone else.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*nods* Or anyone else.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TWINKS BEWARE KOKO B WARE THAT IS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'M RAPING ELIJAH IN THE BREAKFAST NOOK RIGHT NOW.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Clean up before you make breakfast!