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One good thing about the end of the day

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
You get to go to bed.
 
right after you rape all the cats
 
I love going to bed and contemplating all the things I didn't get done, and how I won't be able to do them tomorrow because of all the other things I have to do then, and then I end up doing nothing tomorrow either because I'm frozen in contemplation about all things undone.
 
Eventually you just have to say fuck it and start over, best to throw all the worries away so you don't make new worries. OR JUST TAKE SOME XANAX
 
you just die in the end so it's not worht worrying about. Eat more bacon!
 
I wish I could be as drugged up on happy pills as most Americans on interweb message boards seem to be. :(
 
Just go to the doctor and say "I'm depressed lol" then BOOGIE.
 
Yes you can get anything if you claim depression, can't sleep, and have an almost uncontrollable desire to stab ducks.
 
This thread depresses me. I think I'll go to sleep now.
 
I wasn't being 'deep and sharing' with that post, it was mostly wistful humor with a slight undercurrent of truth, but inflated for purposes of drama.

SMILE EVERYBODY! ZOD LOVES YOU!
 
We're smiling DAMMIT!!
 
DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JOESN
 
I'm starving and I can't fall asleep on an empty stomach.
 
Death will be swift.
 
And eternal
 
BECAUSE SUSANNAH THE HOFF SAID SO.
 
Half a bottle of wine and a xanax to the rescue!
 
I fear the little death at the end of every day.
 
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