One Month!

[Mirah]

One month to go and my boss gives me a raise. He is sad to go, but just as excited as I am for my new adventure. After hiring my replacement and realizing all that I do and have done this is his way of saying thank you.

 

[Loktar]

Congrats.

 

[Cassie]

W00T!

It's always good to be appreciated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tell him "I'll have my raise IN CHOCOLATE, PLEASE!" and when he shows up the next day with loads of chocolate look confused for a moment then say "uhh, that was obviously a joke."

 

[Dr Dave]

It would be wrong to hide all the staples in a ditch off the highway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But it would feel right.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Staples are a corporate device to keep man chained to the earth, preventing him from ascending to the stars (where there is no oxygen but still).

 

[Dr Dave]

You should file everything under "Bitches I'm gone!".

 

[CaptainWacky]

On your last day, sit there scraching your back with an ornate backscratcher all day and then at the end say "but my back wasn't even itchy!"

 

[Dr Dave]

Take a 3 hour lunch, make sure you have a top hat on when you do this though.