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One of our cats keeps drinking out the bathroom sink

If you wanted to kill her, you could have just wanked off, since we all know that God kills kittens everytime you do.
 
OMG my last 2 cats did the same thing, wouldn't drink water out of a bowl, they would leap on the bathroom sink and wait for me to turn on the tap.

BUT I KILLED THEM WITH ALL MY WANKING SO ITS ALL GOOD NOW.
 
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I put a piece of gaffer's tape (which is like removable duct tape) on my cat's head after it was getting up in my grill while I was in the middle of a project. I've seen him spaz and flip out before, god knows, but nothing could have prepared me for the way that cat SPUN INTO A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION OF APESHIT with that tape on. It started clawing at its head and running all at the same time, twirling around the house like a 12-pound top and crashing into shit. I had to chase and then pin the fucker down so I could get the tape off (and it came off easily). I can't explain it, I guess he REALLY didn't like the sensation. Anyway he wouldn't have anything to do with me for like three days.
 
I stabbed some prick in the hand with a screwdriver for setting his dogs on a cat once.

Good times.

I mean, I do kick my cats in when they start to piss me off but I do it in a loving way. IT'S DIFFERENT.
 
We had a kitten named Izzy when I was just a little kid. She would hide underneath the loveseat and swipe at any bare feet that would walk by. Come to find out, she was mad from leukemia. :(
 
People assume that I want their unwanted cats so they drop them off in the middle of the night. There are seven of the little vermin living in my yard now. What is it about a barn that makes people think that? The latest arrival has been neutered and is wearing a nice green flea collar.
 
They think people with barns need barn cats to kill all the rodents. One of my aunts lives out in the country in OK, and people are constantly dropping off cats, and dogs.
 
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