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One thing I learned today is...

My neck is so stiff if it were my dick I'd be able to play mailbox baseball while driving with it.
 
The only thing I learned yesterday is that it's not 'cheating' if the sex is anonymous, gay, and in a Wal-Mart bathroom stall.

It's just another service provided by the fine folks at Wally World. Their people really DO make the difference.

Or so I hear.
 
I learned TK is cool but the regulars are lame, dumb, and a waste of oxygen. The admins are non-existent. There are no adults. GTC is the lamest of the lames. Cait and Miss Manners haven't been seen online for the last 36 hours. Rumor is they're pulling a Cleopatra on TK. I'm outta here. Time to join a real troll board. Good luck TK.
 
I can beat Gagh's score, but I'm holding out until the new version of SlowCP comes out.
 
I learned that the cover of Detectice Comics # 241 (March, 1957) was drawn by Sheldon Moldoff, and featured "The Rainbow Batman."

Detective241.jpg
 
missmanners said:
Speaking of TK's best group of trolls...

goodevening dear.

;)
mm
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INT. TROLL KINGDOM, NIGHT

LORD RAFFLES enters 'One Thing I learned today is...' Thread. He makes some witty remarks and catches the eye of MISSMANNERS.

MISSMANNERS (seductivley)
Speaking of TK's best group of trolls...
(break)
goodevening dear.

LORD RAFFLES (triumphantly)
Just call me Raffles.

​

LORD RAFFLES takes his silver-topped cane, beats his bitch and rides her off to the sunset

LORD RAFFLES (nonchalantly)
As the sun sets softly in the west,
I bid you a fond farwell.
(break)
YEEHAA!​

CUT TO LLAMA'S CHEWING CUD.
 
All my TK fantasies involve gondola races in Venice where each male member paddles, and is partnered with a female who yells at him to go faster.

Oh, and when the boats get too close, the guys fight with their oars like they're on a taping of American Gladiator and the women make out like they're on Girls Gone Wild.
 
Actually, there's only one person here that I've dreamt about. And I NEVER remember my dreams.

(No, Jack, it wasn't you. LOL)
 
jack said:
Jenna is good for my cheerleader fantasy, I bet.
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If Anna Nichole Smith would put on a small few pounds she lost, Not say anything, and get her eyes to look in the same direction, she was really attractive at one point.

Her face is too thin these days in proportion to her chest,
And, sometimes, coherent sentences are just not one's forte.
 
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