Gonad
DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
My sister-in-law and I were walking and she had a baby stroller and I saw a dead squirrel on the shoulder of the road.
I tried to say something to warn her so she would not run over it but it was too late and she stopped the stroller directly on it.
When we tried to continue and simply pass over the squirrel, it did not bid us good day, no! It sort of stuck to the wheel and curled up off the pavement to move with the stroller.
To get it off the stroller wheel I had to step on it while she pushed the stroller. THen I had trouble getting it off of my shoe but I eventually did.
I'm laughing just thinking about it.
I tried to say something to warn her so she would not run over it but it was too late and she stopped the stroller directly on it.
When we tried to continue and simply pass over the squirrel, it did not bid us good day, no! It sort of stuck to the wheel and curled up off the pavement to move with the stroller.
To get it off the stroller wheel I had to step on it while she pushed the stroller. THen I had trouble getting it off of my shoe but I eventually did.
I'm laughing just thinking about it.