Only a master of evil, Darth!

[CaptainWacky]

Darth wasn't his first name!

 

[Gagh]

Perhaps Obi-Wan's midichlorians had overstuffed on Xmas turkey and semen?

 

[Mentalist]

BUT DARTH WAS HIS TITLE SO SO SO SO WHAT?

PLUS HOW WAS HE TO KNOW THAT LUKE DIDN'T HAVE MAGIC RADAR FORCE EARS THAT COULD HEAR HIM SAY ANAKIN FROM ACROSS THE HANGER PRE-EMPTING A "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" THAT WOULD HAVE GOT HIM KILLED AND LEIA RAPED AND YOU LIKE SEE MY POINT GIRLFRIEND?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good point indeed!

 

[Gagh]

I liked the way the Stormtroopers were all BLACK CLONES and made to wear PURE WHITE ARMOUR, and when Darth Vader, the BLACKEST MAN OF THEM ALL, took his helmet off, he was PURE WHITE underneath.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look sir, droids!

 

[Mentalist]

LOOK SIR, CLERKS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Look sir, RAPISTS.

 

[Mentalist]

Look sir, Sir... Alec Guiness.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Actually, maybe he said "Darth" like that to emphasise what Anakin is now (a Sith Lord).

 

[Mentalist]

Good spot.

 

[Mentalist]

Actually I think it was because Palps mind tricked Obi-Wan to say it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES, THAT MUST BE IT TOO.

 

[Gagh]

LOOK SIR, CLERKS!

Chasing Amy

 

[Mentalist]

GENTRIFICATION!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Snoochie Boochies? That's fucking baby talk.