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Open call for Lackeys

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DarthSikle

GFHH Moderator
I have seem to run short.

This is an open call to be a DarthSikle lackey.

All will be considered but please provide references for past instances of being a lackey.
 
But his asshole and mouth are all busted open from Menty and Sarek pumping the shit out of him. They probably used some bats while they were at it.

You do realize they probably allowed us to view those threads on purpose to create drama and increase traffic. The fact that it happened the same day you reopened your board is too coincidental.
 
DarthSikle said:
But his asshole and mouth are all busted open from Menty and Sarek pumping the shit out of him. They probably used some bats while they were at it.

You do realize they probably allowed us to view those threads on purpose to create drama and increase traffic. The fact that it happened the same day you reopened your board is too coincidental.
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I think Sarek stuck that bat so far up Bix ass it's sort of poking out his mouth like a second tongue.

But no it wasn't on purpose, they were betrayed. I just liked the idea of having them see their negs, and then the shocked look on their faces when they realized what threads they were clicking into.

That's a good troll, right there.
 
The icing on the cake? They deleted all the negs from my CP.

Point. Set. and Match.
 
jack said:
I think Sarek stuck that bat so far up Bix ass it's sort of poking out his mouth like a second tongue.

But no it wasn't on purpose, they were betrayed. I just liked the idea of having them see their negs, and then the shocked look on their faces when they realized what threads they were clicking into.

That's a good troll, right there.
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Wow. Did I ever get pwned on that one. I made a mean comment about Jack's "jack dancers' getting gainful employment and Jack though it was about him. Hey Jack, I didn't even know the stupid topic was a secret one. If I wanted to call you a lazy POS, I'd have no problem doing it in public. Just so you're straight on that.
 
I would join in this funn fun discussion but TK is currently lagging like my ex whenever I asked for oral. I can draw the frigging webpage faster than this.
 
Sarek said:
Wow. Did I ever get pwned on that one. I made a mean comment about Jack's "jack dancers' getting gainful employment and Jack though it was about him. Hey Jack, I didn't even know the stupid topic was a secret one. If I wanted to call you a lazy POS, I'd have no problem doing it in public. Just so you're straight on that.
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aww, poor widdle donut boy. Got caught fisting Bix?

Y'know, you weren't even mentioned in this, and I was drunk when I was negging the posts, so I didn't even realize it was YOU that had posted. Youre so far down the ladder on this one, it's extremely interesting that you're the only one that's commented so far directly, and I only gave you one widdle neggie.

Thanks for owning up to being a POS yourself, POS.
 
jack said:
aww, poor widdle donut boy. Got caught fisting Bix?

Y'know, you weren't even mentioned in this, and I was drunk when I was negging the posts, so I didn't even realize it was YOU that had posted. Youre so far down the ladder on this one, it's extremely interesting that you're the only one that's commented so far directly, and I only gave you one widdle neggie.

Thanks for owning up to being a POS yourself, POS.
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Perhaps you should spend a bit less time at the bottom of the bottle from now on.
 
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