Oral Sex in the news

[jack]

When Kraft announced this week that the new name of its snack division would be Mondelez International, many Americans didn't dig it. Russians, though, may take offense to it. The pronunciation of the new name, "mohn-dah-LEEZ," apparently sounds like a vulgar Russian term for an oral-sex act, bringing an entirely new meaning to snacking. Kraft says the new moniker is supposed to mean "delicious world" and says it did its due diligence, testing the name in 28 languages and finding any misinterpretations to be "low risk."

 

[Donovan]

Try the mac and cheese so good it'll BLOW you...away.

 

[Ilyanna]

I am not sure what is wrong with calling Kraft snacks oral sex? The way lots of people devour them, it's pretty obvious that for them, they are.

 

[jack]

I think the whole thing sucks, to be honest.

 

[Mirah]

I always liked splitting the shell open, running my tongue along the center and sucking out the juices and swallowing the rest.

 

[Donovan]

I always liked splitting the shell open, running my tongue along the center and sucking out the juices and swallowing the rest.

This made my elbow noodle stiffen.

 

[cakewalk]

Loktar just ran out and bought a year's supply...