Orlando Bloom is a bit immature.

[Mentalist]

AND A BIT OF A THICKO

 

[Gagh]

He's been brought up in actor world. Most of them are like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's annoying on the LOTR cast commentery.

 

[Mentalist]

He's annoying on the LOTR cast commentery.

.

 

[Gagh]

I tried to listen to that, and got bored stiff. I think the LOTR sets glut of extras killed my interest in getting DVDs packed with extras.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Wait, Orlando Bloom was in LoTR? Whom did he play?

 

[CaptainWacky]

...

 

[Gagh]

He played ADAM BOMB.

 

[Mentalist]

I can't get through the extended edition of ROTK. I have only managed to see the movie twice, I really don't like it much. Fellowship was the best.


THe extended commentaries are shit. a load of SUCKY jokes and Orlando being vacant.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The worst is Sean Astin on the TTT commentery.

 

[Gagh]

Yeah, he just does his Goonies character all the way through it, dribbling on and on about Chester Copperpot, Chunk & One-Eyed Willy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, he says "NIGGLE NOG NIGGLE NOG, QUARK AND ROM RAPED THE 'DROM!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Still, tho, it's Orlando. I mean, we'd all hit it.

 

[Gagh]

No, he says "NIGGLE NOG NIGGLE NOG, QUARK AND ROM RAPED THE 'DROM!"

So he didn't play a flute at random intervals like that Scottish Little Britain character?

"I've got a story about Elija at this point **PLAYS STUPID TUNE ON A FLUTE*"

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE IT IS, AND MAYBE IT'S NOT *STUPID TUNE* AH-YES!

No, not like that.

 

[Mentalist]

Still, tho, it's Orlando. I mean, we'd all hit it.

I'd certainly hit it.




















With a bat.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I'd certainly hit it.


With a bat.

A vampire bat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WOULDN'T HIT IT WITH YOUR DICK.

 

[Gagh]

I'd hit it with CEDRIC SNEER.