Outer Wilds

[I Love Cunt]

What is this?
Can I just stay at the campfire roasting marshmallows for the whole game?
Why do I have to go into the solar system? Will that be cool? Is this like 100?
Why does no one here have an XBOX that I can discuss such games and matters?

Trailer (2nd video answers some of my questions. I still want to know how much time I can spend just looking at the campfire. I need to invent a camping game that is not lame.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Now I want to play Abe and Munch in Oddworld. That was a cool game. Why don't I have that anymore?

Wow, I can actually watch all of the video game cut scenes in terrible quality! How lucky am I?

But I will just share the backstory in much better quality instead. A meat packing factory on Oddworld!

Meet Abe
and find out what he discovers!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I only know Nintendo, Sega and Artari.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I know. : (

You are missing out on Serious Sam!