Paladin

[Paladin]

The hero Paladin has arrived.

 

[jack]

What's your d20, d00d?

 

[Paladin]

What's your d20, d00d?

Pardonnez-moi?

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Paladin]

Why you laughing??

 

[jack]

You don't understand why I am laughing?

 

[Paladin]

Why? Should I?

 

[Deni]

Mmmhmm...

*Ponders*

 

[Paladin]

Who're you mon cherie?

 

[Deni]

Um...I'm me...or something.

On to the more important question, though: who are you?

 

[jack]

She is an exquisite alabaster Goddess, made in God's image of Eve herself.

 

[Deni]

I believe I've just been informed of my proper identity...so...what he said!

 

[Paladin]

Who is this Eve??

 

[Paladin]

Avatar

Hey! Why does everyone else have an avatar and I don't?

 

[Deni]

Uh...because you haven't picked an avatar yet.

 

[Paladin]

I am new here. Me faut retourner à la pute qui m'a accouchée!

 

[Deni]

I noticed...but I wasn't hating on you or anything...just telling you why.

I'm the nice one!

 

[Paladin]

No one hates me. Frappe mon cul poilu!

 

[Deni]

Mmmhmm...there's a difference in "hating" you and "hating on" you. But whatever...

 

[Paladin]

Mmmhmm...there's a difference in "hating" you and "hating on" you. But whatever...

Petit con!