Palahniuk wisdom for the Tea Kay Area

[Donovan]

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)

 

[Donovan]

"It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness.
We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Diary)

 

[Donovan]

"If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?"
— Chuck Palahniuk

 

[Donovan]

"You can only hold a smile for so long, after that it's just teeth."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)

 

[Donovan]

"Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)

 

[Donovan]

"Big Brother isn’t watching. He’s singing and dancing. He’s pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother’s busy holding your attention every moment you’re awake. He’s making sure you’re always distracted. He’s making sure you’re fully absorbed."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Lullaby)

 

[Donovan]

"The future you have, tomorrow, won't be the same future you had, yesterday."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey)

 

[Donovan]

"Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Diary)

 

[Donovan]

"The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possession. No matter how many women you take home, there's never a storage problem."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Asfixia)