Parallaxis
Where's the Ezboard?
When I watch a movie titled Pan's Labyrinth I expect there to be... oh... I don't know.... maybe a labyrinth !
Come to find out there is no Pan anywhere in the movie, that's just the name they stuck on the American version to dupe us poor Americans out of our hard earned money. Spainish bastards. This must be Del Toro's revenge against American for "panning" Hellboy so badly.
And seriously, an ambiguous ending ? I mean, really. Is that not utterly predictable at this point.
The only reason this movie won any awards is because its in spainish and so many people feel guilty about how they treat they're mexican housekeepers. "See, See, Lupa your people can make a movie too, yeah!!!"
If it were in English it would have bombed bigger than a Hellboy sequel.
Come to find out there is no Pan anywhere in the movie, that's just the name they stuck on the American version to dupe us poor Americans out of our hard earned money. Spainish bastards. This must be Del Toro's revenge against American for "panning" Hellboy so badly.
And seriously, an ambiguous ending ? I mean, really. Is that not utterly predictable at this point.
The only reason this movie won any awards is because its in spainish and so many people feel guilty about how they treat they're mexican housekeepers. "See, See, Lupa your people can make a movie too, yeah!!!"
If it were in English it would have bombed bigger than a Hellboy sequel.