Paper beats rock

[whisky]

And we all know who had the scissors.

 

[jack]

The smack heard round the world.

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Cassie]

#IStandWithChrisRock is trending now. lol

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

This is the most important thing since the International Tiddlywinks Tournament stopped happening.

 

[Cassie]

 

[whisky]

Turns out the Oscars asked to leave, and he said no, I guess he really does think he's untouchable.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wanda has the right take.

 

[jack]

Well, that's the spin from the Elite at the top of the food chain at the Oscars. Makes me think they might be complicit in this. Where was security, because if it IS real that was unprovoked assault.

 

[whisky]

I don't know which was worse, Will Smith's smug face as he walked back to the seat, or his son tweeting "that's how we do it" straight after.

My dad taught me not to hit people, I'm guessing neither of thiers did.

 

[jack]

Smith's mental issues are pretty well documented. I'm surprised by all this to be honest.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why is Wanda never in Curb anymore?

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

https://www.avclub.com/will-smith-banned-from-the-oscars-for-the-next-10-years-1848770583

It would be funny if he wins an Oscar a year for the next ten years.