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Paris Hilton is in Jail..(Finally)

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Well.. It was destined to happen sooner or later :meh:


Paris Hilton sentenced to 45 days in jail
By Steve Gorman
Yesterday at 5:38 pm

A shocked Paris Hilton was ordered on Friday to spend 45 days in jail after a Los Angeles judge ruled the hotel heiress and socialite violated her probation for alcohol-related reckless driving.

Superior Court judge Michael Sauer said he believed the 26-year-old reality TV star knowingly disobeyed the law by driving while her license was suspended and ordered her to report to jail on June 5.

"I think she has wanted to disregard everything that was said and continued to drive no matter what," Sauer before passing sentence.

He added, "The probation is revoked. Forty-five days in jail."

Sauer made the decision after a two-hour hearing during which Hilton insisted she was unaware that her driving privileges had been suspended when she was pulled over for driving without headlights on February 27.

Hilton said her publicist Elliott Mintz had told her she was permitted to drive for work-related reasons.

"I did not want to break the law," she told the judge "I did what I was told. I would never drive just because I want to. I follow the law and I respect the law. From now on I want to pay complete attention to everything."

"I just want to say I'm sorry," she said before being sentenced.

But the judge said he did not believe Hilton was ignorant of her driving restrictions saying she had "completely ignored" a notice given to her by a police officer that she had signed during an earlier traffic stop in January notifying her that her license was suspended.

After sentence was imposed, Hilton's mother Kathy yelled at a prosecutor "you're pathetic."

The socialite's attorney, Howard Weitzman, said she was singled out for being a celebrity.

"To sentence Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail is inappropriate and borders on ludicrous. It is clear that she has been selectively targeted for prosecution for who she is.

"I think she was honest in her testimony. We do intend to appeal to the judge and to a higher court to modify the sentence."

Hilton was placed on three years probation earlier this year for pleading no contest -- the equivalent of a guilty plea -- to alcohol-related reckless driving after a September 2006 arrest in Hollywood

She landed in hot water again in late February, when she was pulled over on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood for driving without headlights. Police impounded her car, a $190,000 blue Bentley, when they discovered she was driving on a suspended license.

Hilton's latest legal problems come a little more than three weeks before her reality TV show, "The Simple Life," co-starring her friend Nicole Richie," returns to the airwaves for a fifth season. The series has already been taped


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starguard said:
Hilton's latest legal problems come a little more than three weeks before her reality TV show, "The Simple Life," co-starring her friend Nicole Richie," returns to the airwaves for a fifth season. The series has already been taped

They should have tosses that dumb cunt in jail AND cancelled her retarded show.
 
She put out a record too, right? Just goes to show, all you have to do is suck the right dick, and you can have whatever you want in life.

Right, Ellie?
 
I want to see more HANDCUFF pics

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She has an extra hole, so she should be pretty popular, if not useful.
 
jack said:
She has an extra hole, so she should be pretty popular, if not useful.
Two. I mean, her eyes are vacant looking and she doesn't actually need them...
 
I just heard on the Radio that someone just tried to Rob Barron (her younger Brother) :)

PARIS' BROTHER MUGGED HERE
June 6, 2007

WHILE PARIS Hilton was sneaking into prison in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Monday morning, her younger brother, Barron, was getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station.

Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be 18, had shown up earlier at Stereo on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. "They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club," said an eyewitness.

"They were waiting outside Stereo. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.

"An hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group, and they all got out. One had a knife and was trying to get money out of the kids.

"One guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife. The attackers didn't get any money," said the witness.

"Eventually Barron and his friends all piled into a cab." The insider added that the guards recognized Barron because "he tries to get into Stereo all the time."

Meanwhile, Paris is counting down the days until she gets out of jail - and is rumored to have already agreed to give her first post-prison exclusive interview to Barbara Walters and "20/20."

Though Hilton's rep would make no comment, the reality-show star has a knack for turning embarrassing episodes in her life into gold mines of publicity.

Post Media Ink columnist Keith J. Kelly reports today on Page 34 that publishers are hankering for a "Paris prison tell-all." Maybe the heiress is keeping another, more salacious diary?

Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, said he could not confirm details of Barron's mugging, but noted, "If there is any substance to the story, I am glad nobody was hurt."

In regards to her rumored deal with Walters, ABC rep Jeffrey Schneider said, "We have no commitment for an interview." In addition to Barron, Paris has an even younger brother, Conrad.

Heres the link http://www.nypost.com/seven/06062007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

:)
 
She could have made some more bucks from "45 Days in Paris," but alas, thus passeth the glory of the money-making opportunity.
 
What's on everybody's mind, is it Paris Hilton's
mouth you want on your genitals? Or is it your
own you would like to slip inside of her vagina?

Well, speculation aside as to that point, one thing is certain
when the famous heiress is incarcerated, she will not be
able to be engaging in any mutually satisfying couplings
with any suitable sex partner of her choice, and in order
to achieve any orgasm she might wish to experience,
would necessitate the spoilt rich 26 year old woman
known the world over to engage in a habit common
to the entirety of humanity. Namely, masturbation.

Hats off to Paris! And enjoy your hand, darling! (maybe ask the guards for a camcorder, too?)

Logically, since Paris Hilton must masturbate if she wants to "cum" (orgasm) when she is in jail,
therefore, it only stands to reason that Paris Hilton being in jail long enough must result at some
point in time in Paris Hilton masturbating in jail if and when she would like to enjoy sexual climax.

Think about it, LOL, and while you fantasize about it, consider this:

Visit "Paris Hilton in Jail" myspace page, and add her as a friend!

That's the name displayed for Paris Hilton, as: "Paris Hilton in Jail"

the url indicates it specified as Paris Hilton Prisoner ( = parishiltonprisoner )

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonprisoner

Another Paris Hilton myspace page:

the next one, as shown below here, is "Paris Hilton Behind Bars"

At this following MySpace URL:

http://www.myspace.com/parishiltonbehindbars

Wow, I'll be darned but they look the same! LOL

Heck yeah! - Paris Hilton wants you to visit her on myspace! :)
Add dear Heiress Paris as a myspace friend when she is in jail?

And here's another little gem(s) I *cough-cough* "found":

ParisHiltoninJail · Paris Hilton in Jail (Yahoo Group)
>> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltoninJail/

and the following is another Yahoo Group:

ParisHiltonBehindBars · Paris Hilton Behind Bars
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParisHiltonBehindBars/

These Yahoo Groups, So Go ahead and Join them Now!

Just starting out these web sites will sure to grow and be great

Check back a few times a day for the next several days! haha

This next thing is a remarkable use of the opportunity
to take advantage of this current spectacle in the news:

Some twit (ROFL) made a video clip at YouTube:
"I did not have sex with that woman, Paris Hilton in Jail"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34RaVkwAAsI
the above web address is the link to the video clip

Please post a reply in here if you'd like for
Paris Hilton to perform* her trademark service*
on you* in a visit* to you after her jail time, *it's*
going* to be* a new PR* stunt* she* has rigged*
up to boost her name* and fame* to make* a
new sex video* where she gives a blowjob*
(on camera, of course) to one lucky* TK
member allegedly*, and posters will be
selected* for this contest* from the replies
here in this thread*, so if you want to win*
and get to have Paris Hilton give you head*,
then be the lucky* TK member who might win*
and reply to this thread!

Don't let this thread go dead!

Reply here to this thread, if you'd like
for Paris Hilton to give you (BJ) head!*

*an alleged and spurious claim that
I merely heard as a rumour when
in fact, I said it to myself, that's it.

The benefits: You bust a nut* with one of the world's
most famous and beautiful women known for giving
blowjobs on camera already anyway, you* get* sex*,
and get famous* yourself. Get famous head*! Reply to this thread!
 
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