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Parker - BB9

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[SIZE="+1"]Parker [/SIZE]
Age: 26
Northridge, CA
Single
Paparazzo


Parker graduated with a bachelor's degree in radio/television from Southern Illinois University, Carbondale and currently works as a member of the paparazzi for TMZ. He served in the Air Force from 1999-2002 and received a general discharge. He admits that he couldn't conform to military standards.

Parker, who was raised by his single mom, wears his heart on his sleeve and will always say what he feels. He describes himself as inappropriate, unpredictable and authentic. He can be your best friend or worst enemy and claims to have the power of persuasion. The accomplishment he is most proud of in his life is losing 45 pounds through will power, diet and exercise. His hobbies include socializing, playing his Wii, laughing at other people's expense and doing anything besides working.

He has two pet lizards, Reggie and Simone, and three tattoos: a Zodiac Ram on his arm, a rooster above his ankle and a kanji tattoo he and some of his Air force buddies share that reads "Brothers, Together, Eternally."

Parker's favorite television shows include "Weeds" and "Desperate Housewives" and his favorite movie is "American Beauty."

His birth date is April 6, 1981.

Parker - Big Brother on CBS
 
Hate his hair, otherwise he might be OK. Can't wait till he finds out his partner is the girlfriend of that other dude (OH AND HE WILL I KNOW IT).
 
He is a foul-mouthed, rude, cold, Dick wannabe. I can't stand him already.

But he had a reason to be a dick last night, because the secret is out about Jen and Ryan's relationship. And Jen had said that she won't vote against Ryan even though they seem to be in different alliances at the moment. And apparently if Jen and Parker (the current HoH/Power Couple) can't agree on who to nominate this week, they get a penalty nomination themselves and get put up along with another couple. There were big fights about this last night but apparently everybody made up by the time I turned the feeds off.
 
Haha.. the bastard deserved it. The Chenbot was right, he and Jen should have tried to make an alliance with Allison instead of trying to stab her in the back. He was so fucking self righteous, I hope he gets hit by a bus.
 
and just when he was starting to become a player......and i mean with the ladies. Did you see him giving that whore a massage with her titty hangin out. Come on now at least go to dinner first.
 
I missed that because I was switching back and forth between BB and American Idol.
 
Cassie said:
Haha.. the bastard deserved it. The Chenbot was right, he and Jen should have tried to make an alliance with Allison instead of trying to stab her in the back. He was so fucking self righteous, I hope he gets hit by a bus.
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Well if a celebrity is on that bus he'll be chasing it, so there's always a possibility.
 
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