Perv at the pool

[eloisel]

So, the other night I'm in aqua aerobics class, jumping around in the pool, having a good time. Then, this guy comes out of the men's dressing room, walks over and sits in a chair on the side of the pool right in front of me. Even though he passed up like 20 chairs, I figured maybe that one was his favorite. Then he digs into his bag and pulls out a stick of deodorant and rubs it all over his pits and down his blubbery sides, puts on his ragged t-shirt, then gives me a cheesy-moustache grin like he's asking me if I think he's sexy. I'm a nice woman so I didn't blurt out "no fucking way" or throw up in the pool or anything. The little cutie pie 16 and 18 year old lifeguards must have gagged on it though because they came over and stood in front of him til he got up and left. I love it when the children protect the dirty old men from me.

 

[The Dork Lord]

so you're saying that's NOT an effective way of meeting women?

 

[starguard]

THAT WAS YOU! :shock:

Sorry about that :y_wink:

 

[starguard]

 

[The Dork Lord]

Public perversion PWN

 

[eloisel]

LOL - yes and no to being a way to meet persons of the opposite sex. Yes, it is a way to meet people with similar interests, no if one doesn't realize it is best people know you have good personal grooming habits by the end result instead of making a public spectacle of it because otherwise they may not be certain.

Yes. It was me. Aren't I adorable?

 

[The Dork Lord]

I actually have no interesting stories of teh swimming pool...

Got a nice one involving the atlantic ocean, but I'm too much of a gentleman to share it just yet

 

[eloisel]

My favorite guy was the younger man that used to do lane swimming before my class. Once, I had to miss a few months while I was recovering from surgery. When I went back to the pool the first night, he walked up to me and told me he missed me. Harlot - he'd been strutting around that pool in his speedo just for me and I was trying to be inconspicuous in my ogling.

Unfortunately, I had to miss a year because of some injuries that took forever to heal then left a nasty discoloration that kept me from showing my legs. I have yet to see that guy since I've gone back to the pool and I haven't worked up the courage yet to ask where the hunky younger man in the speedo went. I hope he shows up soon.

 

[starguard]

I have yet to see that guy since I've gone back to the pool and I haven't worked up the courage yet to ask where the hunky younger man in the speedo went. I hope he shows up soon

Those life (or Death) guards probably beat him up too :shock:

Yes..your ARE adorable..but my rib cage still hurts :huh:

 

[jack]

Don't encourage him, Wheezie.

 

[jack]

My favorite guy was the younger man that used to do lane swimming before my class. Once, I had to miss a few months while I was recovering from surgery. When I went back to the pool the first night, he walked up to me and told me he missed me. Harlot - he'd been strutting around that pool in his speedo just for me and I was trying to be inconspicuous in my ogling.

Unfortunately, I had to miss a year because of some injuries that took forever to heal then left a nasty discoloration that kept me from showing my legs. I have yet to see that guy since I've gone back to the pool and I haven't worked up the courage yet to ask where the hunky younger man in the speedo went. I hope he shows up soon.

Great story. My pool story is about this guest who had her kid shit in the pool and then FREAKED about it, telling us she wanted a free stay because there was a "feces in the pool". The kid ratted her out though.

 

[eloisel]

Great story. My pool story is about this guest who had her kid shit in the pool and then FREAKED about it, telling us she wanted a free stay because there was a "feces in the pool". The kid ratted her out though.

Are you sure it wasn't a Baby Ruth candy bar?