Peter Mayhew to enter BB house

[CaptainWacky]

Star Wars star Peter Mayhew will enter the BB house in the WACKIEST, OR SHOULD I SAY "CHEWBACCIEST" stunt YET! The seven footer will enter the house and stand in the garden, saying NOTHING for two days! At the end of the two days housemates will be ASKED to identify him! If they aswer "Chewie from Star Wars, naturally!" they will be rewarded a luxury shopping budget AND A BIG KEG OF MILK. If they FAIL to identify him then Charely will be immune from eviction for the next five weeks and Chanelle will have the word "slut" tattooed on her forehead!

"GENIUS twist Big Brother, GENIUS!" said Davina McCall, before we actually even told her what the twist was.

Russel Brand was unavailable for comment, BECAUSE HE GOT OUT WHEN HE STILL COULD.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Meanwhile, co-producer Dermot O'Leary claims "they haven't told me anything!!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY DON'T THEY GIVE THEM WEEK LONG FUNNY TASKS ANYMORE

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The task setting teams swap around or something(read it on DS) so it's different people this year.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Crap people.